The Easter Hee-Haw…
Written by Scott Taylor
(with special thanks to Rev. Frank Stith, Rev. Sandy Giles, and David LaMotte)
A short list of Frank’s favorite funny one-liners from the world of Country Music:
I sold a car to a guy who stole my girl, but it don’t run so we’re even.
Mama get a hammer (There’s a fly on Daddy’s head).
If the phone don’t ring, you’ll know it’s me.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away.